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songs i would like to PUNCH!

well the title of this post pretty much sums it up.
yeah if i could i would.
this is the list of songs that I want to punch, if you disagree i actually don't care because i will still want to punch them. if you have suggestions to add more songs on the punch list, please leave a comment:

1. Kokomo - Beach Boys
Really beach boys? really! ugh. I'm actually gagging thinking about it. WHAT THE FUCK?
punch!


2. Mambo #5. Lou Bega

i cant believe they played this song for 6 straight years in Europe. what is wrong with you people? punch!



3. Deepest Bluest - LL COOL J
AHH the stupid lyrics.

"Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin
Manmade terror
Hungry jaws of death
Y'all don't cross my depths
I'll pause your breaths
I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues
Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves
My world's deep blue
Killers gotta eat too..." punch!

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4. say you, say me. lionel richie

one of the ultimate 80's wedding songs. punch!



5. Dancing on the ceiling - lionel richie

you must be crazy lionel for dancing on the ceiling, but to be honest i just want to punch you stupid and then you can dance on the fucking ceiling. hatred punch!



6. Take my breath away - Berlin

this is a high school dance song, where you dance with the girl you like in hopes of making out or banging her... never ends well and always leaves a feeling of what the fuck was i thinking.. like this fucking song. i bet the members of berlin are thinking the same right now..



7. Spoonman - Soundgarden

soundgarden's wondershit. nothing makes sense about this song.. nothing



8. My heart will go on - Celine Dion

no comment.. at all.. i dont need to. i want to punch celine dion's ovaries.



9.Ob la di ob la da - Beatles

ob la di ob la punch!



10. Believe - Cher

i am glad that cher is over the age of having kids and the possibility of poisoning future generations with her offspring(s). punch!



11. sound of silence - simon and garfunkel

sound of me punching simon and garfunkel.



12. We didn't start the fire - billy joel

yeah, you did not start the fire but i am still going to punch you for it.



13. cotton eye joe - rednex

ugh.. just fucking ugh! i wish i can go back in time and punch your great great grandfather in the balls so that he cant have children and we would not have had this song ever. terminator style ball punching!



14. rico suave - gerardo

puncx-treme!



15. thong song - sisqo

baltimore's very own sisqo, i will punch you for this song but you are from druid hill, so i am not gonna. but still silver hair? and you made a song about thongs?. what the fuck is wrong with you?. gentle punch!



16. barbie girl - aqua

i am gonna punch you in the ovariee... oh wait.. you dont have any.. hmm.
uhh.. confused punch!



17. mmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm -crash test dummies

all you can say will be "mmmmmmm" after i am done punching you.



18. cats in the cradle and the silver spoon - ugly kid joe

i dont know but i just cant stand this song. so personal punch!



19. the sign - ace of base

80's pop punch!



20. eric carmen - all by myself

emotional anthem punch!



21. 1-2-3 - gloria estefan

ugh.. i dont know where to begin with this one.. just plain old punch..



22. wild wild west - will smith

stevie wonder blind man punch..



23. gettin jiggy with it - will smith

punch in the balls, so that you will stop gettin jiggy. ugh



24. will 2k - will smith

will 2k? willenium? what the fuck man? way to ruin a clash song too! fucking douchebag. you should be the ceo of the "Massengill" company. i made it funny punch!



25. dancing queen - abba

mamma mia punch!



26. ALL OF "AIR SUPPLY" SONGS!!!
UGH! Cant just name one! I should have done the same with will smith. whole music collection punch!



27. greatest love of all - whitney houston

serge gainsbourg punch!



28 - smooth - santana

i want to punch your guitar so you can stop!



29. loveshack - b52's

i wanna punch them all senseless.



30. i wanna dance with somebody - whitney houston

horny woman punch!



31. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

american redneck punch!



32. Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something

over played stupid song punch!



33. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

brian griffin said it best: "I don't know what a Hollaback Girl is – all I know is that I want her dead."
brian griffin punch.



34. heaven is a place on earth- belinda carlisle

ugh. plain old punch!



35. my sacrifice - creed

if pearl jam miscarried a baby it would be creed. wow.. that is actually not funny at all.. sorry.. anyway.. pregnant punch!



36. every morning - sugar ray

every morning I WANT TO PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!



37. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - by Wham

PUNCH ME GOOD BEFORE YOU GO-GO! FUCKING DICKS! WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? For the sake of humanity this song needs to stop.



38. Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? ~~ Culture Club

i actually do really want to hurt you.. i am glad you realize it. easy punch!



39. i believe i can fly - r.kelly

after i punch you, you can believe that you are a butterfly sitting on a donkey's dick.



40. i swear - all 4 one

i swear i will punch the shit out of all "4" of you..



41. macarena - los del rio

i dont need to talk about this one.



42. i'm a scatman - scatman john

apparently you will be a punchingbagman too.



43. hotel california - eagles

i know. i know.. a lot of people loooveeeeeeee this song.. but still i want to punch it. so yeah. fuck it.. whats up braaaaa punch!



44.mmmbop - hanson

mmmpunch!



45.sussudio - phil collins

Reasons escape me at this moment. (Seeks self-medicating devices, which is punching phil)



46. final countdown - europe

final countdown for your punch!



47. you're my inspiration - chicago

you're my inspiration to punch you to fucking chicago.



48.rollin' - limp bizkit

ugh. i think everybody wants to punch this song. so group punch!



49. we built this city - startship



50. everybody have fun tonight - wang chung

wang chung? wtf? punches all around!



51. party all the time - eddie murphy

yeah i bet he wants to punch himself after making such shitty movies! plutonash failure punch!



52. ebony and ivory - paul and stevie

multiracial punch!



53. i'll be there for you - the rembrants

millions and i mean MILLIONS want to punch you for this song!



54. you can call me al - paul simon

quirky video with chevy chase. what a great idea.. national lampoon punch!



55. 4 non blondes- what's up?

are they lesbians? well i dont know.. but the song sucks.. so lespunch!



56. superman - five for fighting

i would be ashamed of this song if i was superman. kryptonpunch!



57. two princes - spin doctors

it is like listening to chewbacca taking a dump! hairy punch!



58. Popozao - Kevin Federline

nothing makes sense! kevin federline will be the reason i become a nihilist.. what the fuck! existential punch!



59. MacArthur Park - Richard Harris

old school punch!



60. return to innocence - enigma

ohh look at our really interesting backwards video and inspirational music with an old man singing senseless music. so fucking fancy!
no man, no.. done. fuck this.. i want to punch you to your mom's vagina, that will make you return to innocence.



UGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!

probably more to come. this is it for now.

score this.

Score this design and help get this printed.

new shirts designs are coming... soon.. really soon.

rufustival

poet final.

it has been pretty crazy over here for the last couple weeks so i totally forgot to publish this.

new works are on the horizon, new shirt designs, and i have decided to move to new york city so i have been looking and doing some research to find a good place for cheap.

best albums of 2008

2008 albums that i really like (not in any particular order):

No age - Nouns

Fleet Foxes- Fleet Foxes

Lil' Wayne - Carter III

Dodos- Visiter

Bonnie Prince Billy - Lie Down In The Light

Nick Cave - Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!

Peter Bjorn and John - Seaside rock (i know, i know.. their previous album was really pop-y but this one is actually pretty freaking good...)

Ponytail - Ice Cream Spiritual

Stereolab- Chemical Chords

Tallest Man On Earth - Shallow Graves

Times New Viking- Rip It Off

Why? - Alopecia

Man Man- Rabbit Habbits

Deerhoof: Offend Maggie

Brightblack Morning Light: Motion to Rejoin

Deerhunter: Microcastle / Weird Era Cont.

Titus Andronicus: The Airing of Grievances

Fucked Up: The Chemistry of Common Life


honorable mention - tv on the radio.. i dig it and i think it is good but i still think it has a really pop-like sound.. so yeah....

bbq chicken

COME TO THIS.. if you live in Baltimore

it is going to be crazy and a lot of fun.

and yeah this is the shit that i come up with at 4 am in the morning.
it is awesome!

also working on this as well..

just a sketch..

new poster design.

a bit crazy today

I have been getting all sorts of crazy emails and phone calls today.
kinda tired of it all, but gotta do work. more and more and more work.
so in order to take a break and entertain myself i did this.

Claire Hux

Even though i am really interested in music and considered a big snob amongst my friends when it comes to music i do not post that much stuff about music on here at all.

But i actually want to tell you about my good friend DLAKE and his awesome project called titled Claire Hux.
They just finished their latest project/mixtape/CD called "Jammin on the One Mixtape". It was mixed/compiled with the skillfull help of Baltimore Club Godfather, Legend "DJ Scottie B." It will be officially released on "tuesday" (street date) as far as the blogs, and everyone on the internet getting a copy of it so you guys get the jump!!! I'm really proud of what they have done with this and I KNOW for sure you will like it. It really is a throwback to the early 90's hip hop/r+b days but with a 2008 twist (aka lots of fun skits). Here is the link (it's free).

http://www.clairehux.com/mixtape

Their live performances are amazing. You can check out how crazy they are and how crazy their shows are in their latest Press Video "Meet Claire Hux" (Marissa Benner did this video)

http://www.clairehux.com/video

And here is an E-Review of one of their shows

http://www.tgrionline.com/2008/10/claire-hux-and-blaqstarr-ottobar-101708.html

So what i am telling you to do is download their new album and then go out to see them when they come to a town near you.




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